You've learned such introductory phrases as "Hello.", "How are you?", "What is your name?", "My name is...", "Do you speak English?", "Thank you.", and "Goodbye.". Now let's take things to the next level with "I want to taste your butt and anus."

Recent developments: (02 May 2010) Korean correction! (28 March 2010) Japanese correction! (07 January 2010) Changed the listed email address--the old one is obsolete. (30 September 2009) Nagamese! Angami! Zeme! (30 March 2009) Makonde! Hungarian/Magyar! German correction!

A correction to the Korean phrase is the most recent addition in the translated phrase section (thanks Chewon!). Oh, and by the way, please be a doll and sign the guestbook while you're here.

We've got 58 languages and dialects! (not including English)... Click on each language name for more information about that language.

• Afrikaans: Ek wil jou boud en gat pru.

• Angami:

• Arabic: Abka ahtaber tezak mae kalak.

• Bosnian: Zelim probati tvoje dupe i supak.

• Bulgarian: Iskam da probam tvoeto gazence i dupkata ti.

• Chinese: [standard written forms for the dialects below]:

  [traditional Chinese characters]

  [simplified Chinese characters]

  • Lanzhouese:

  • Mandarin:

  • Shanghainese (Wu):

  • Sichuanese:

• Cree: Neekoochoosbeden kichisk.

• Croatian: Hocu da ti opalim tvoja guza.

• Czech: Chci ochutnat tvou prdel a ana'lni' otvor.

• Danish:

• Dutch: Ik wil je kont en anus proeven.

• English: I want to taste your butt and anus.

• Estonian:

• Filipino/Tagalog: Gusto kong tikman ang puwit mo.

• Finnish:

• French:

• German:

• Gujarati: Hu tara bol and bhoss ne chakava magu chu.

• Hebrew: Ani rotzeh l'eetom et ha tachat shelcha.

• Hindi: Mai tumhari gaand aur choothad chaatna chanta hoo.

• Hungarian/Magyar:

• Indonesian: Aku ingin mencoba/merasakan your pantat dan dubur.

• Italian: Voglio assaggiare il suo obiettivo ed il suo ano.

• Japanese:(Anatano oshirito koumonwo ajiwaitai.)

• Javanese: Aku arep ngerasaake bokong karo silitmu.

• Khmer: Kangom jong plokroscheat jul kanduoy neark.

• Korean:(Naneun dangshin eui eongdeongiwa hangmooneul matbogo sipeoyo.)

• Kurdish: Toovam bekamat.

• Kyrghyz:(Men senin koutundoun zhana koutundun zhirti'gi'nan sikkim kelet.)

• Macedonian: Sakam da go probam tvojot gaz i dupkata.

• Makonde: Ndembela kuyedya dinako dyako na nchonyo wako.

• Malay: Saya hendak merasai bontot dan lubang bontot awak.

• Marathi: Tujhya aaichi gand.

• Mongolian: [traditional Mongolian script]

  [Cyrillic script]

• Nagamese: Moi toi laga pokor aru pokor chenda taste kori bo le mon ase.

• Nepali: Ma chhahanchhu timro juta ra katu.

• Persian/Farsi: Mikham bokonamet.

• Portuguese: Eu quero comer sua bunda e su cuzinho.

• Punjabi: May toohadi bund tay doohee noon chaknah chaandah.

• Quichua/Kechua:

• Romanian: Vreau sa gust fundul tau si anusul.

• Russian:(Ya khochu poprobovat' vashi yagoditsi' i zadnii prokhod.)

• Serbian: Ocu da probam tvoja guza i rupa.

• Sinhala: Malumi amm okandau, ella supra.

• Spanish: Te quiero probar el culo y ano.

• Swahili: Nataka kuonja matako na mkundu wako.

• Swedish (Finland):

• Swedish (Sweden):

• Tamil: Epadi oma pundai ou dai sunni errikra.

• Thai:(Chun yak chim toot lae tuwannuk kaung koon.)

• Tibetan (Amdo):(Ng’ee chood gya kub dong shong lim gya jo nyong dul.)

• Urdu: May aap ki gand orr dohee ka mazah chakanah chahatah hoon.

• Uyghur: (Men sizningkini tetip bakaymikin.)

• Vietnamese: Anh muon duoc nem mui mong va lo dit em.

• Yoruba:

• Zeme: E n roonki n si kai neo bam.

Do you know how to translate "I want to taste your butt and anus" into any additional languages? Do you know the correct non-Latin scripts for any of the above phrases? If not, do you know anybody who does? Play the "I want to taste your butt and anus" game, and send us as many translations as possible. All those contributing will get credit where credit is due. Send all correspondence to thejimshelley@yahoo.com.

This website is maintained by Jim and Mark. Feel free to contact us with any contributions, suggestions, corrections, questions, or comments.

This page was last updated on 02 May 2010.

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I want to taste your butt and anus.